We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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