well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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