I puked a lego.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
