No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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