Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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