"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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