We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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