It's Friday. Sex?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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