do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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