Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
