dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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