I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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