I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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