just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I understand Curling. That high.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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