I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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