areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
