Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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