how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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