Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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