it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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