Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
People in love make me want to vomit
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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