It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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