i'm signing you up for texting rehab
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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