better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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