Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Is Oprah even human
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Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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