He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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