Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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