normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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