Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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