I think I am morally bankrupt
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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