She's JV to your varsity
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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