she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Randomize
