Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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