Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
420 ftw
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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