it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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