yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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