Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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