When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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