Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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