your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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