Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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