How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
do herpes really smell.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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