You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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