So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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