He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
MIDGETS
????
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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