if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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