do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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