On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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