i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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