Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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