it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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