"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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