I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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