new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Randomize
