Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Quick, to the slutcave!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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